The Moist Victor!Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Martin who always dreamed of becoming the world's best minion. He trained every day for 584 hours in order to beat his rival, The Gooey Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Martin came armed with a slingshot and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Martin emerged as the moist victor! His achievement is celebrated every Leif Ericson Day.